11 STYLE LESSONS LEARNED FROM CLUELESS

11 Style Lessons Learned From Clueless

Lesson 1: You can’t be wrong when your outfit is right.

“Where’s my white collarless shirt from Fred Segal? It’s my most capable-looking outfit!” – Cher

11 Style Lessons Learned From Clueless

Lesson 2: A true style setter can always sniff out a fake.

Amber: “Was I the only one listening? I thought it reeked.”
​Cher: “No, I believe that’s your designer imposter perfume.”

11 Style Lessons Learned From Clueless

Lesson 3: Baggy pants are a deal-breaker.

“So okay, I don’t want to be a traitor to my generation and all, but I don’t get how guys dress today. I mean, come on, it looks like they just fell out of bed and put on some baggy pants and take their greasy hair—ew!—and cover it up with a backwards cap and like, we’re expected to swoon? I don’t think so.” – Cher

11 Style Lessons Learned From Clueless

Lesson 4: Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.

Cher: “Was that you going through my laundry?”
Amber: “As if! Like I would really wear something from Judy’s.”
​Cher: “Do you prefer fashion victim or ensembly challenged?”

11 Style Lessons Learned From Clueless

Lesson 5: Not many things are worse than buyer’s remorse.

Dionne: “Dude, what’s wrong? You suffering from buyer’s remorse or something?”
​Cher: “God, no! Nothing like that.”

11 Style Lessons Learned From Clueless

Lesson 6: Strategic skin baring can be quite effective.

“Sometimes you have to show a little skin. This reminds boys of being naked, and then they think of sex.” – Cher

11 Style Lessons Learned From Clueless

Lesson 7: It pays to be particular.

“You see how picky I am about my shoes and they only go on my feet.” – Cher

11 Style Lessons Learned From Clueless

Lesson 8: If Calvin Klein approves, you’re golden.

Mel: “What the hell is that?”
Cher: “A dress.”
Mel: “Says who?”
​Cher: “Calvin Klein.”

11 Style Lessons Learned From Clueless

Lesson 9: It’s called retail therapy for a reason.

“I felt impotent and out of control, which I really, really hate. I had to find sanctuary in a place where I could gather my thoughts and regain my strength.” – Cher at the mall

11 Style Lessons Learned From Clueless

Lesson 10: Always be the better-dressed half.

“He does dress better than I do, what would I bring to the relationship?” – Cher

11 Style Lessons Learned From Clueless

Lesson 11: Fashion accomplishments count.

Mel: “So, what did you do in school today?”
Cher: “Well, I broke in my purple clogs.”

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May 7, 2014. May.

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